Saturday, January 30, 2010

Serat Al 7ob 11

Om Salem: "9aba7 el khair 7abeebti 3asa nemtay zaain?"

Mariam: "Ee wala 6al 3umrch el7imdilla"

Om Salem: "Yalla 3ayal 7abeebti tsa3deeni bel reyoug 7ag 3amich ou Salem?"

Mariam: "Enshallah"


Sa3idat Mariam khalat'ha ou 6oul elwagt eg3adat etfaker eb Salem. Ma3qoula 7abitah eb laila wa7da? Wal7een shitsawi? Ra7at etwadi elreyoug 7ag Salem eley tawa m9ali ou khalis bes rad naam!

Mariam: "Salem"

Mariam: "Goum 7abeebi.."

Salem: "Entay ethaher tabeen etmawteeni wana nu9 nayem ya3ne!"

Salem: "Shoufay ya nithar 3aini, egoulch elmathal enah Salem weld Bo Salem ma yeg3ad ela eb bosa :P"

Mariam: "Salem, law sama7t eg3ad lana khalti na6ratni.."

Salem: "Wana mali rab?"

Mariam: "M-m-m-mbala.."

Salem: "6aab haaati boooosa!"

Mariam: "SALEM! Ams metzawjeen :$"

Salem: "Olaah ya3ne 7esbay chem thanya mitzawjeen feeha:P"

Mariam: "Lawsama7t?" inshalla el dala3 yinfa3!

Salem: "Yuba omy tan6er! Ta3alaaaaaaaay"

Ou khuma6ha Salem ou chena el 3eeed..


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Ghaneema: "Yuma akhaf.."

Om Nasser: "Shoufay ya binti, bagoulch kel shay al7en.."

Ghaneema: "Yuma ana tawne 14..ma3arif at9araf wa3eesh brou7i yuma"

Om Nasser: "Awal shay el7aya..ma nabi mini minak chena bintna mu shayfa khair!"

Ghaneema: "Shqasdch yuma ma fahamt?"

Om Nasser: "Ya3ni laylat eldakhla..mu shar6 yidkhal 3alaych..tara lama ubooch tizawajni..."

Ghaneema: "LA LA MABI ASMA3 YUMA WAAAI3"

Om Nasser: "Weh kaifch ana al7en ga3da a3almch wadareeech 3ala eley bi9eer!"

Ghaneema: "Barou7 as2al Mariam"

Om Nasser: "Shinu trou7een tis2ileenha? Ohma yayeenah 3al ghada"

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Sibeecha: "Umm Mansoooooour??"

Mansour: "Amray ekhti sibeecha?"

Sibeecha: "Eshda3wa ekhtik 3aaad.."

Mansour: "Amray sibeecha?"

Sibeecha: "Matfakir bel zawaj?"

Mansour: "La wallah ma fakart"

Sibeecha: "Mansour ekhithny"

Mansour: "Shinu?"

Tara Sibeecha jameela..ou jisimha 7ilu ou wehya ga3adat yama ou labsa dara3a emfa9il jisimha kellaaaaaaa. Bes 3aybha enha waq7a..ma tisti7ii..

Sibeecha: "Mansooooouriii"

Mansour: "Sibeecha raja2an wakhray 3ani ana eb dari 3aib 3alaych.."

Sibeecha: "Ya3ne eb thimitik ma tabeeni?"

Garibat ou garibat ou garibat...lain ew9alat frasha...g3adat etmasi7 3ala sha3ra wetgoula..

Sibeecha: "7abeebi latkhaf ana a7ibiiik.."

Mansour: "SIBEECHA WAKHRAY 3ANI"

Sibeecha: "Mansour *sniff sniff * ana asfa walla bes ubooy yabi ezawijni rifeeja eley 3omra 50 ou bibee3ni 3alayh biflous wana tawne 18...law sama7t Mansour ana min lee ghairek yakhithnii..Mansour ana ana khayfa mansour law sama7t abous eedik  *sniff sniff* "

Elchalba Sibeecha t3arif etmathil! Ou hal qu9a tara chithb! Ehya bes tabi Mansour lana 7elu..

Mansour: "La 7awla wala quwat elah belah.."

Sibeecha: "Ana kubor binta ya Mansour...latkhaleenii ya Mansour latkhaleeeeeniii :("


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Mariam: "Emsawyatlik baqsam.."

Salem: "Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, elthaher elwalda fath7a suwalfi 3indch.."

Mariam: "Ee na3am.."

Salem: "Mariam.."

Salem: "Wakleeni.."

Mariam: "Ummm..Salem ak-"

Salem: "Ya saaaaatr 3alaych entay ismi kha6ir 3ala elsanch.."

Mariam: "Saloomi bes"

Salem: "Allah ehadach bes ana rayal shkubri sh3urthi arou7 elghoo9 sina sintain wetsameeni Saloomi? Mara wa7da 7alooomi b3ad shnagseen e7na? :P"

Mariam: "Allah a7ib el 7aloom!"

Salem: "Eeh eklay choood tasmineen shwey, ana a7ib el mara matrousa tara :P"

Salem: "Ashouf chena za3altay? Waaaayh 3ad kilish wela maryoumtiiiii!"

Mariam: "7abeeby, yala warana ghada bayt ubooy.."

Salem: "Eeh walla 7abeebti thakarteeni"

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Om Nasser: "Ha ya wlaidi Salem 3asa bintna mu m3athbitik?"

Salem: "Afa bes ya Om Nasser! Bentkum? Noor elbaaait"

Mariaam et6al3a wtibtissiiiim...

Ghanooma: "Waaayh gamaw yisti7oooooon!!"

Om Nasser: "Youzay 3an ekhtich...3ad entay el laila enshalla!"

Mariam: "Eeh, entijahaz ana weyach suwa shrayech?"

Ghaneema: "Eeeh!!"

Mariam: "Salem, mumkin law sama7t?"

Salem: "Ana agdar arfuth 6alab iyee min murty el 3azeeza?"

Mariam: "Hehe "

Salem: "Yala 3amity ana asta2thin lazim ashrab elchay 3ind el reyayeel bel gahwa..9ufritin dayma enshalla"

Om Nasser: "Hani ou 3afya 7abeebii.."

3ind el baaab Mariam ou Salem...


Salem: "Bosa yala al7eeen wela tara akhthich ma3aaay..."

Mariam: "Laaaa laaaa!"

Garibat Mariam 9oub khadda bes enzalat shweya 9oub his lips bes shweya jaysat'hum, ou 7abita chan etgoul..

Mariam: "A7ibik"

Chaaaaan gabul ma Salem yistaw3ib elwath3 rkithat 3ind Ghanooma! Ou Salem y6ale3ha wehya trou7laha wegoul..

Salem: "3asa allah la ya7remni minich, Mariam"

wehya youm laffat ou shafat enah elbab masdood galat..

Mariam: "3asa allah ikhaleek lii, Salem"


Ou tislimooooooun


Ya Gumar

Hathy el samriya allah ysalimkum, min ash'har aghani 3aisha al mar6a allah yer7amha. Aisha Al Mar6a min awal ou a7san 7areem leq8 eley abda3aw bel Samri! Min ash'har aghaneeha ehya: Salimouly 3ala eley, Allah min hajer al mu7ibeen, Hawad al layl, Mara7aba bel khadhar, Tara ma jarali, Ya 3ain yali, ya 3ezwety. Ou waaaaaayd b3aad! Bes ana a7ib Ya Gomar..madri laish ma3ana 3indaha aghani wayid a7la..bes inshalla intakalam 3anhum layh yah wagt'hum.

Ya Gomar bellah 3alimni el khabar
3an 7abeeb el rou7 mardoo3 el shifag..

As2alik bellah 3an seed el sumur
laish 3ani ya gomar 6awal jefaah?

9ad 3ani, wada3 el galb eb kha6ar
khalisat 7ali wigalbi ma nesah..

6aal hajri watiwajad el 9aber
ya nithar 3aini ou ya reem el fala7..

La jawab ou la wa9il minah khabar
3an 7abeebin 6aal 9abri fee rijaah..

Wenta 7obi wenta lii kel el fikir
La 7asha '3airak ana galbi hawah..

Wislam ou salim wegillah ya gomar
yer7am eley baa3 ghairah wishtaraah!

Ya gomar bellah 3alimini el khabar
3an 7abeeb el rou7 mardou3 el shifag..


Shraykom?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Serat Al 7ob 10

rWanasa wesalt 10 posts ;p

Ehda'a ela kil el silent readers eley mafrooth they comment :P

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Mariam: "Yuma khayfa!"

Om Nasser: "Shely khayfa mina ya yuma? Sh7elwch mashallah!"

Ghanooma: "Eeh walla shzeeench!"

Om Nasser: "Yalla Ghaneema sa3day ekhtch ebti6la3 al7en"

Ghanooma: "7a'6er 3ala amrch yuma"

Ra7at Om Nasser ou Mariam mayta min elkhouf ma3ana kaan shakilha amar masha2alah tabarak al ra7man..

Mariam: "Enzain wain arou7?! Shasawi?!"

Ghanooma: "Umy tgoul ench ebti6li3een webtamsheen lain to9leen el kirsy ou 3ogobha 3aad tig3ideen"

Mariam: "Elreyayeel mta ydishoun?"

Ghanooma: "Wenti hatha hemich? M9eeeba :P"

Mariam: "La walla salamtch bes khayfa Ghanooma!"

Ghanooma: "Aham shay tigrain 3ala 3umrch ou tamsheen shwey shwey"

Om Nasser: "Yala ya banat!"

Fta7aw el bab ou 6la3at Mariam..Sh7eluha kaanat mashallah..Kel 7abayebha g3adaw yegroun wesamoun bera7maan 3alayha! Mithl ma egouloun jamal el '6aher wel ba6in! Kel el 7areem yitmanoun channa mithl Mariam!

3ogobha 3aad allah ysalimkum dkhalaw el reyayeel ou awalhum Salem.

Salem: Mu msadeg enha lii, Mariam, 7alaly, kelli..Mashallah sh7elouha!

Mariam: Mashallah sh7elwa bel bisht!! Mu emsadga enah rayli..Salem..

Wusalaha Salem chan e7ibha 3ala ras'ha ou ga3ad yemha ou lail7een mu emsadig! Matiklimaw, wala 7ata jaat 3aina eb 3ainha. Eeh awal 3indihum therat 7aya mu al7en :P Ma esadig elmi3ris ou yeg3idoun fi5th ib fi5th chenhum deyaytain 3ala elmachboos!!! Mishaw el ma3arees ou ra7aw bayt Bo Salem qisim Salem eley foug besa6e7..Awal 3indina bel kuwait el rayal ya5ith 3abayat elmara e9ali 3alayha rak3itain shukur wibrika mithl ma egouloun bes 6ab3an enga63at hathi el3ada!

Salem: "7abeebti, mumkin 3abatich etha sama7tay?"

Mariam: "Tefathal.."

Salem: Magdar!! Shfeek ya Salem ekhith el 3abaya!! Al7en a6ali3ha wayd ou tikhtiri3!!

Salem: "Mashkoora"

Mariam: "Walaw"

El mohim 9ala Salem elrak3itain ou ra7at Mariam talbis qamee9 el noum. Ma kan wayd revealing mithl ma egouloun bes kan msana3 wimratab.. ou 6ab3an ehya mit7anya ou 7a6a eldayram ou ki7il awal. Eg3adat 3ala elfraaash mitwahga mihi 3arfa shitsawi!!

Ra7laha Salem ou ga3ad yamha 3al ifraaash..Haw shfeekum bagagtaw 3younkum?:P El rekada ya banat el rekada! El mohim, ge6a3 Salem el masafa baina ou bainha. Chaan e6ali3ha 3ain eb 3aain. Ma7ad minhum gedar 7ata eyta7arak! 7awali nu9 sa3a wuhma 3ala hal 7ala..

La shu3oureyan khatha Salem eed Mariam..

Bas'ha 3ala kafha..ou 7ab kil 9ubu3 min edha..

Mariam wa3alaya mehi 3arfa shetsawi ou waaayed mista7ya!!!

Mariam: "Salem..."

Salem: "Shesmi?"

Chinhum a9nam..ma7ad gader yit7arak..

Mariam: "S-S-Salem"

Salem: "Ubooy, ou Umy, ou 3umriii!"

Mariam: "Smila 3ala 3umrik"

Salem: "Waaaaayh chena ba3th elnas ekhafoun 3alay!"

Mariam: "Hehe.."

Salem: "Mariam.."

Salem: "Maryoumti.."

Mariam: "Hmm?"

Salem: "A7ibich.."

Chan i7ib khadha..

Salem: "A3shigich.."

Chan i7ib khadha elthani..

Salem: "Ahwaach.."

Chan e6ali3ha eb 3ainha..

Mariam 6ab3an mehy gadra 7ata etinafas 3adil! Hatha Salem eley kil elbanat mayteen feeh ou kahu yemha ehya egoulaha kil hal kalaam!

Salem: "Gouleli ayshay..abi asma3 9outch.."

Mariam: "Salem.."

Salem: "3youna.."

Salem: "A7ebech."

Salem: "A7ebeeeech."

Mariam: "7abitik el 3afya.."

Salem: "Ana shabi bel 3afya t7ibni! Abi Mariam ehi eley t7ibni :P"

Mariam: "Hehehehe"

Salem: "Ya zeen hal tha7ka ou ya 7elu hal ebnaya.."

Mariam: "Salem bes!"

Salem: "Laish ballah tisti7een min raylch?" Ou bida edaldiqha wehya mayta min elthi7ik!!!

Salem: "Goulay a7ebek 7abeeeeb albiii ya rooo7y intaaaa"

Mariam: "LAAAAAAA"

Salem: "Kaifch 3ayal nig3ad 6oul el laail 3ala hal 7ala!!"

Mariam: "A7EBEK 7ABEEB ALBIII YAA B3AD ROU7 ALBI INTA!!!!"

Wigaf Salem..Masadag enah Mariam ra7 etgoul hal kalam eb hal 9out eley ya3shiga Salem..

Mariam: "3awartik 7abeeby?"

Salem: "Shgiltay?"

Mariam: "3awartik?"

Salem: "Laa eley 3ogubha.."

Mariam: "7abeeby?"







Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Serat Al 7ob 9

Bidaw ri7lat'hum el reyayeel 7ag 6ireejhum lel ba7rain. Ta3araf Mansour 3ala shaab ba7raini kaan yay lekuwait 7ag tijara ou raad elba7rain ekamil tijartah. 6alab Mansour min Mbarak inah isharka eb tijarta ou min doun tafkeer wafaq Mbarak 3ala 6alab Mansour ou sakinna 3endah. Mansour gaal 7ag Mbarak qi9ita kilaha ou gal Mbarak inah a7sanla idiz barqeya ebasher feeh ahala inah uhwa salem ou ghanim ma feeh shay!

Mansour: "Madre wala ya Mbarak..akhaf yiz3iloun 3alay.."

Mbarak: "Mara7 yiz3iloun 3alayk, enta minhum ou feehum!"

Mansour: "Yala kana wu9alna, aw3idik inah raa7 absherhum inshalla.."



G3adat Ghanooma min elnoum..ma 7ata 6ali3at 7awalayha min kithr ma mallah min el 7ayat. El7ayat malha latha bidoun Mansour. Malha latha bidoun gi9ayda ou aghaneyyah! Yat'ha Mariam rakuth!

Mariam: "Ghanoooma gooumay!!"

Ghanooma: "Laish? Mani mishtahya akil"

Mariam: "Rou7ay tisani3ay jayech kha6eeb!"

Ghanooma: "Na3am?"

Eyouni yakh6ibouni? Laish? Shlone? Mansour 9arla shahrain wana mani gadra ansah! Shlone akhith ghairah 3ogob 3ishratna..shlone adri etha uhwa 7aay wela mayyit..etha uhwa zaain wela mu zaain..etha uhwa ga3d efakir feeni!

Enzalat dam3a min ghanooma..Mariam ekhtar3at..

Mariam: "Shfeech 7abeebty?"

Ghanooma: "Ma wesalkum khabar 3an Mansour?"

Mariam: "La lail7een..allah kareem inshalla.."

Ghanooma: "Kani abadil wajeekum.."

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Sibeecha: "3asa 3jibak ghadana ya Mansour?"

Sibeecha allah ysalimkum itseer ekhit Mbarak. Mu gelna enah sikan Mansour 3inda? Eeh fa yakil wenam ou kila eb bayt'hum..

Mansour: "Tislam eedch ya Sibeecha"

Sibeecha: "Hehe, allah ysalmok"

Waaay mashallah jameeeeeeeeeeeel !! Hehe woooyad jameeeel!! A7ibah!!!

Mbarak: "Yala Yumma e7na ray7een elsoug tamreen 3ala shay?"

Om Mbarak: "Salamat 3umrok 7abeebi"


Hatha youmhum el3adi 3ind bayt Bo Mbarak..wayd 6aybeen ou 3amalaw Mansour chena waladhum minhum ou feehum. Ela, Sibeecha. Sibeecha min 3umor shay6ana wit7ib le3nad wely ebras'ha i9eeer qasbin 3ala eley yertha wely ma yertha...Bel a7ra tabi Mansour. Mansoour wa3alaya mu em3aberha, em3amilha chena ekhta ou hatha eley mafrooth e9eer lakin ehya Sibeecha..faa et7awil mini ou minaak ta'3reeeh ou tkhaleeh uhwa ya56ubha...

Mansour: "Mbarak agdar awa9il elbarqeya awal?"

Mbarak: "Oolaaaah! 9arli shahrain agoulik dizha ou dizha went tawok tabi etdizha?!"

Mansour: "Shasawi ya Mbarak, mani 3arif shaktib feeha!"

Mbarak: "Tadre enah yakhithlaha sbou3ain lain to9al 9aa7?"

Mansour: "Ee, yalla allah kareeem"

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Bo Abdulla: "Mashalla mashallah! Hathy Ghanooma? Ekbarat!"

Bo Nasser: "Ee wala shift shloun ya Bo Abdulla?"

Abdulla: "Tislam eedch"

Ghanooma: "Allah ysalmik, bel 3afia."

Bo Nasser: "La 7abeebti mashkoora, 3a6ay 3amich Bo Abdulla uhwa e7ib elgaymat!"

Bo Abdulla: "3aad lazim enthoug elgaymat Ghanooma, akeed 7elu!"

Ghanooma: "Hehe, mashkooor 3ami"

Kaan Abdulla walad tawa bala'3 sin el 18 ou kaan yabi yitzawaj 3ashan yfari7 umah wubooh lana akher el 3angood mithil ma egouloun. Mishaw elreyayeel ou galhum Bo Nasser enah wafaq wel milcha b3ad sbou3. Kho gabul maku akhith rayich! 3ajbich mu 3ajbich bitizawijain!!

Om Nasser: "Mabrook 7abeebty!!!"

Ghanooma: "3afwan yuma?"

Om Nasser: "Ubooch wafaq! Milchatkum b3ad sbou3!! Entay ou Maryooma etjahizoun min al7en..milchat'ha b3ad youmain.."

Ghanooma: "Bes ana ma wafaqt yuma..ma erti7tla.." laaa laaa !!

Om Nasser: "Shqasdch? Btan6ureen lain Mansour yirja3? Mu benti ana eley tan6ur elrejajeel..3aib 3alaych."

6la3at Om Nasser min daar Ghaneema ou bedat Ghaneema tabchi ou tabchii!! Dashat 3alayha Mariam wehya khayfa 3ala ekhit'ha..

Mariam: "Umy galatli 3an Mansour..khalas 7abeebti..bes bes bes"

Ghanooma: "Mayseer ezawjouni qasib!!! MAY9EEEEEER :("

Mariam: "La elaha elah allah! Ta3awethay min ibleees.. ou ba3dain shfeeh el rayal!"

Ghanooma: "Ma feeh shay."

Mariam: "3ayal? Lo kan chibeer bil sin fahamna, bes kahu akbar minich eb sina aw sintain! Wesh7elwa msana3 ou mo2adab! Ana khobri elnas egouloun el7imdilla a9aa7 wela ana ghal6ana?"

Ghanooma: "9aa7.."

Mariam: "Khalas entay sarlech shahrain 3ala hal 7ala..may9eer etkamleen chthe..khalas ikhtheeh wensay 3an Mansour."




Monday, January 25, 2010

Al 7ob Mar Ou Khathana

Isimha: Ya Layla Danah LaDana..

Qadeema, ou so faar 3indi Tareq AL Khurayyef eghaneeha..E7da anwa3 Al Samri Al Mthoulath (mu saree3 wala wayd ba6ee2, lakin lail7een yinrigu9la saaaamri )



Ya Layla Dana LaDana..Ya Layla Dana La Danah El 7ob Mar ou Khathana..
Ma3a El Amani El Sa3eeda Waddana LeBlad B3eeda..
Warana Denya Jideeda..Warrana 3a6fah ou 7ananah..
Ya Layla Danah La Danah
Lafait Fe Kil Shari3 Ou Fe Kil Bayt Ou Madeena..
Ma Shift Ana Mithl 7isnch Ya Um Le3youn El Jameela..
Yally Kalamch Aghani..Nathrat 3younch Amani..
Law Yan9if El Darb Lekhelly..El Shams Markab Hawana..
Ya Laila Danah La Dana..
Ghareeb Wa 6oof El Layali Sha3ir Wegalbi Rubaba..
La Aghani Lel Najem 7ali Wel Galb Yishrah 3athaba
Ya Denya Law Tan9ufeeni, Wa3ruf Nehayat 7aneeni..
LaKhaly 7uby LeKhelly Ghaymat Ma7abbah Eb Samana..
Ya Layla Danah La Danaaaaaaah!!


Serat Al 7ob 8

Ana asfa sam7ouni :* Atmana inah hal post will make it up!



Bo Nasser: "Ha shlonha al7en?"

Om Nasser: "Wala el7imdilla 3ala kil 7aal..lazim etrayi7 hal youmain"

Mariam: "Yuma, entay rou7ay erta7ay eshweya wana ag3ad ma3a ghanooma, la t7ateen."

Ra7at Om Nasser el daar terta7laha shwey lana eley 9aar ams el '6a7a mu eshweya. G3adat Mariam tmasi7 3ala raas ghanooma ou tegra 3alayha lain g3adat.

Ghanooma: "Mansour..Mansour..wain raa7????"

Mariam: "Wala ya ghanooma, ana 7ali min 7alich..manadri"

Ghanooma g3adat etdami3  bes 7awalat matbayin masha3irha 7ag Mariam.

Mariam: "Alghaw milchatna ana ou Salim lain yelgoun Mansour."

Ghanooma: "Umy galatlich shay? Shinu 9aar ams 3ogob ma 6e7t?"

Mariam: "Wala ana bes sima3t 9rakh umy chan narkuthlaha kilina wenshoufch entay 3ala el arth minhed 7ailch ou ga3da ta7cheen bes kaan 7achy yahal ma fahamna wela shay! Chan umy twaklch tmaira ma3a liban min Om Salem allah ikhaleeha..ou khalainach etnameen layh elyoum el 9ub7!"

Ghanooma: "Meta bedawroun Mansour?"

Mariam: "Haw! Ghanooma ana asoliflich al7en wentay tis2ileen 3an Mansour? Elah ta3alay sh3indch tis2ileen 3annah?"

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Mansour: "Hala ukhooy, ana wedi eb ri7la lel ba7rain.."

Al Rayal: "Wala ya wlaidi, el re7la 2 rubeyat ou 3ala madaa sboo3 ou no9al inshalla"

Mansour: "Yalla allah kareem, i3tibirni ma3akum ou tifadhal hathy lefloos"

AL Rayal: "Ya wlaidi wajhik a9far..mareeth? Mu makil?"

Mansour: "El 9ara7a ya bu?"

Al Rayal: "Bu Jassim ya wildi.."

Mansour: "3ashat lasami, 9arli min ams mu makil, ou a7is ini ta3ban."

Bu Jassim: "Afa ya wlidi, 7ayyak elmarkab..3ad 6abkheen emawash elyoum lana el laila enshalla ray7een 6ireejna el ba7rain!"

Mansour: "Alaah y7ayeek wisalmik ya Bu Jassim"

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Salem laaaf lekuwait laaf edawer 3ala ukhooh min 9alat el fajer laaain athaan el 3isha. Sima3 el athaan ou raaa7 el masyad eley egbalah 3ashan e9ali ou yegrah min el mu97af shweya. 9alaw 9alat el 3isha ou gara Salem shweya bes wuhwa mkhalis yala el imaam ou galah...

Al Imam: "Ya wlidi inta lik ukhoo wela weld 3aam yiji hal masyid?"

Salem: "Ee wala, lakin ma iyee hal masyid..9arlina youmain mu shayfeena..raaa7"

Al Imam: "Ana asif 3ala el tadakhol, lakin shift walad ams yishbihik mashallah.."

Salem: "AKHAF UHWA!"

AL Imam: "Kan mahmoom ou ta3ban 7ata naam ehni bel masyad"

Salem: "Wainah? Wain raa7?"

Asharlah AL Imaam wain raa7 Mansour..lakin ista'3rab Salem..lana elmukan eley gallah 3anna el imam uhwa meena sufun elghoo9..Mansour ma e7ib el ghoo9 bes kela yitkalam 3an el tijara! Ra7 Salem yis2al ou yis2al lain ma legah a7ad ma s2ilah..Ma7ad basharah lebshara eley kan ewidha..

Salem: "Wallah law beedi ya Mansour chan wela kha6abt el bint wela shay! Allah ehadaha umy ma galatli..Ana asif wala ana asif..."

Ga3ad Salem ykalim nafsa lain wu9al el bait..bes Mansour sima3 a7ad 9outa mu ghareeb kilish..a7ad yabchi..rayal! Kan ga3d 3ala elsafeena ysa3ed el reyayeel 3ala el rou7a..ta3awath min iblees ou kammal.



Saturday, January 2, 2010

Serat Al 7ob 7

Previously,

Bo Salim: "Ta3awethay min iblees ya Om Salim enshalla maku elah el5air ou yerja3..la latgoulen chthe! Uhwa shaaab ma e3arif ma9la7ta!"




Om Salim: "La uhwa kaan yabi Mariam lama Salim kan emsafer lakin rufatht 6alaba!"



Salim & Bo Salim: "NA3AM?"


Om Salim: "Eeeh ya Bo Salim! Shasawi ya rabi shasawi??? Wildii wildiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"


Bo Salim|: "La ilaha ela allah..la t7ateen ya Om Salim eb nilgah inshalla"


Mansour raa7 el ba7ar..uhwa al mukan el wa7eed eley yigdar yerta7 feeh ou ygi6 hamma ba7ar. Ga3d efaker ib Mariam, ou akthar shay uma! Umah eley sawat kel hatha! Umah eley erfuthat 6alabah el wa7eed laha min uhwa 9'3ayer. Fakkar eb ukhooh Salim eley kaan a7la ou a'3la ukho! Eley raa7 el ghoo9 ou ta3ab ou halak eb kil shay 3ashan yisti7iq lefloos eley be3ammir feeha 3aylita ma3a Mariam.

 "Aah ya Mariam. Allah i3eench wi3eeni 3ala lashya2 eley benmur feeha, laaa webtaskineen 3indina? La ana magdar. Lazim afakir al7en eb 3umri hal mara mu kila el nas el nas elnaaaaas!  Ana lazim ahajir, lazim ab3id 3an al ahal 3ashan i3eeshoun mirta7een. 3ashan ma akoun 3ila 3ala gloubhum. Bes wain arou7? wain ya rabbi arou7? Lazim arou7 mukan astifeed minna! Bes, ma 3indi ela 5 rubeyat! (3umla lekuwaitia gabul ma5theenha min el hind..rupees). Arou7 al ba7rain! Egouloun inha zaina 7ag el tijara ou wayid nas mashaw umurhum gabli. Lakin el hind a7san bes ma 3indi ela 5 rubeyat..khalas arou7 anam bel masyid al7en ou a3ayin min allah khair bacher."


Ghanooma: "Yuma, shakhbaar bait Om Salim? Min zeman 3anhum!"

Om Nasser: "Wayh ya bnayti allah i3eenhum wi3eena."

Ghanooma: "3asa ma shar ya yuma?"

Om Nasser: "Mansour, ikhtifa. Raa7 ou muhum lagyeena!"

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Om Nasser: "GHANOOMA YA YUMA GHANOOMA GI3DAY YUMA!!!!! YA MARIAM!!! YA BO NASSER!! LE7GAW 3ALA BNAITI 6A7AAAAAT!!! RA7AAAT BINTII RA7AAAAAT"

Ou tislimooon.



Friday, January 1, 2010

Sena Yideeda

Awalan, kel 3am wentaw eb alf khair ou inshalla ti3oudouna kel sina bel 9e7a wel 3afya, la fagdeen wela mafgoudeen ya rab. Weli kanat lah sina 9a3ba khalas yuba ra7at ou mara7 etrid! eley faat maaaat. Weli kanat lah sina waayd 7elwa inshala kel lesneen tib2a 7elwa zaay dii :D 3asa allah ikhaleelkum ma bain 3ainkum ou 3asa allah ewafigkum kilikum ya rab!

Min ekhitkum eley t3izkum sham3at al jillas :)