Al Alam

Shinu al alam?

Hal uhwa shay nafsi am bel jisim?

Hal isabib lina mashakil aw le'3airna eley y7ibouna?

Ay el alam akh6ar? Eley bara wela eley dakhil?

Al Alam lah wayed ma3ani ou aw9af ma tit3adad. Al Alam mumkin ymawtik aw yita3bik aw ysa3dek 3ala darbk fel 7ayah aw eqaweek. Lakin al alam 3umra ma yis3idik. Yimkin aku wayd nas e7iboun al alam! Yimkin yistansoun lama tiyeelhum mushkila 9'3eera lana bel akhir, yadroun enha ra7 tukbar ou tukbar ou tukbar. Aku wayd nas 3aysheen 3ala el alam. Aku wayd nas yadroun enah el alam yayhum fa yikta2boun gabla aw yistansoun bel wagt eley 3indihum gabla.

Tadroun mita a3asib? Lama wa7da etgoul 7ag 7abeebha wela 7ag 9adeeqat'ha wela 7ag ay ka2in 7ay aw jamad ena matigdar it3eessh bidouna. La2 tigdiroun. Lana sinat el 7ayat ena kel wa7d emout 9a7? Wel mout may3arif la 9'3eer wela chibeer wela mareeth wela 9aa7i. 9adgooouni.

"Waaaaay ana magdar a3eesh bedoun my blackberry!"

Na3am? La tigdireen 7abeebti. Tigdireen lana fee akher el youm akhrita jamad ou ib yinkisir ou be3alig ou bi6eee7.

"Baby, I cant live without you."

Sh'hal kharabee6? La ya b3ad chabdy you can ou you will etha mu 3ajibkum. Yama banat ou awlad "broke up" ou kahum legaw bedalhum ou mistanseen ou smilla 3alayhum emwa3ad min mujama3 layh mujama3.

"Yuma ana magdar a3eesh bidounch"

Tigdireen. Yimkin etha fakartay feeha etgtoulen LAAAAA HATHI UMYYYY OU MADRE SHINU! La 7abeebti, ana marrrah 3alay hathy el tajruba. Ou law mu rabi ma3ay chan ana eb daaaaahya 3ala golat el ma9riyeen. Awal el ayam 9a3ba weli 3ugubha a93ab. We7na el banat ma nfaker bel mout wel mara'6 lana 7esbalna elmout 7ag el 3ayouz wel marath 7ag eley 3inda jeenat cancer ou diseases. La mama, laa ya 7abaybi entaw. 7e6ouni eb raskum zain ou 3adil. El wa7d yigdar erou7 eb ay la7tha ou thanya. Fa dayman 6awlaw ga3datkum ma3a ahalkum lekbar ou yadatkum ou yadkum. Tara feehum el khair wel baraka ou 3indihum aaaaaaa7la el qi9aa9 wel 7ikam!

La tinsoun bir el walidain! Umkum ou ubookum. Weli akbar minkum. Mahma esawoun ou mahma egouloun e7tarmuhoum lana 7usn el khuluq athqal shay fee mizaan rab el 3alameen. Wa bil walidain e7sana! Wel jana ta7at aqdam el umahat ou wayd b3ad ashya2. Abi al7en eley ga3d tigra/yigra el post egoul ma3ay al7en: "Allah e6awel eb 3umur umy ou ubooy ou ahali ajma3een wikhaleehum lii enshalla." La ma khalast, abeekum b3ad trou7oun tbousoun ras umkum wuboukum ou tashkirounhum 3ala kel shay sawoulukum eyah. Eley bisawi bisawi weli mara7 esawi allah ma3ah. Lantaw khasreen shay walani khasra shay.

3asa allah yer7am jamee3 amwat el muslimeen we6awil eb 3umur eljamee3 ya rab.

Ou tislimoun.

Serat Al 7ob 6

Previously,

Mansour *La ma7ad shaaf eljamal elah etha shaaf Mariam..Aaaaakh*




Om Salim: "Eee 3ad ma awa9eek 3ala Mariam ya Salem..tarahi 7esbat binti!"


Mansour: "3afwan yuma, shgiltay?"


Om Salim: "Uhh..uhhh ana barou7 anathif elma6bakh..Uhh..Salem ukhook egoulik!"


Salim: "Batzawaj ya Mansouroo! Batzawaaaaj Mariam malikat el jamal!!!!"


Mansour: "Eeeh Mariam bent Bo Khaled eley bel fireeej hathak?"


Salim: "Maku malikat  jamal ela Mariam bent Om Nasser yarna!!!!"

Mansour: "Mariam?"

Salim: "Eeh ukhooy haw shfeek in9ufag wayhik?"

Mansour: "Haa? Laa bes ta2akhart 3ala rifeeji bel soug.3an ethnik."

Salim: "Ya Mansour! Ta3al!! Ya ukhooy!!"

Om Salim: "Shfeek ya wlaidy tinba7 chinik chalb?"

Salim: "Madre ya yuma, Mansour chena mu shay elyoum?"

Om Salim: "Uhh, eeeh wala madre yimkin mu makil wayid?"


Raa7 Mansour e7ous ou e7ous min fireej layh fireej efakir shloun Mariam shloun etsawe feeh chthe! Shloun Mariam 7ata etwafiq! Bes, 9a7 elbanat ma ewafqoun ahalhum uhma eley ewafqoun! Bes ma3qoula Mariam ma galat la2 wela 7ata bichat wela shay! Ma3qoula eb hal suhoula?


9aar youm el milcha..ou ta7anat Mariam ou 7a6at el dayram ou ista3adat 7ag milchat'hum eb bait Om Nasser, eley uhwa bait'hum. Lakin ma yadroun wain Mansour! Ekhtifa min youm ista2than min Salim! Youmain ma yadroun waina wuhma e7atouna m7atat ma 9arat! Cancelaw el milcha ib sibat Mansour..

Om Salim: "Wlaaaaaaaidi waaaaaaina wlaaaaaaaaaidi..kela minii ya Bo Salim kela minii!!"

Bo Salim: "Ta3awethay min iblees ya Om Salim enshalla maku elah el5air ou yerja3..la latgoulen chthe! Uhwa shaaab ma e3arif ma9la7ta!"

Om Salim: "La uhwa kaan yabi Mariam lama Salim kan emsafer lakin rufatht 6alaba!"

Salim & Bo Salim: "NA3AM?"


Ou tislimoooun.

Serat Al 7ob?

Hmm, ma fakartaw laish samayt el qi9a Serat Al 7ob? Et3arfoun shinu uhwa "Serat Al 7ob"? Ma3naha qi9at al 7ob.

Eley ehya i'3niyat al 3a'6eema Om Kalthoum! Akthar i'3niya sima3t'ha et3aber 3an shinu uhwa al 7ob. Law i posted el link ihni adre ma7ad eb yisma3a lana its almost sa3a ela rubu3 ;p

Fa qarart ini baktiba kila ehni..ee na3am! La ou baktiba eb msn language 3ashan you actually read it!!!! Abeekum bes tismi3ouna 3ashan mu etgouloun 3ugubha majeed wela rashed :) Ma3a kil e7tirami luhum. Mdam ma3aya el gamar, mali wi mal elnujoum?



6oul 3umry ba5af..min el 7ob wi serat al7ob wi '6ulm el 7ob la kul a97aaaaabu..
Wa3raf 7ekayat malyana ahaaat widmou3 wa aneeen..
Wil 3ash2eeen taabu ma taabu..
6oul 3umry ba2ouul..lana 2ad el shou2 wi layali el shou2..wala albi 2ad 3azabu..
Wi 2abiltak inta la2aytak bet'3ayar kol 7ayati..
Ma3rafsh ezaaay 7abaitak! Ma3rafsh ezaay ya 7ayaaaati!
Min hamsat 7ob la2aytni ba7ib..la2aytni ba7ib wadoub fel 7ob..
Adoub fi 7oby wi 9ub7i wi laaaaaaayliii..3ala baaabu


Faaat min 3umri sneeeen...wi sneeen..
Shuft kteeer kteeeer wi 2aleel 3ash2eeen!
Eley eb yishki 7alu le7alu wely eb yibki 3ala mawalu..
Ahl el 7ob 9a7eee7 masakeen 9a7ee7 masakeen..
Yama el 7ob nadah 3ala albi maradish albi gawabu..
Yama el shou2 7awil y7a2ilini wa2oulo roooou7 ya 3athaaaab!
Yama 3youn sha'3alouni lakin wela shaghaloooouniii..
Elah 3younak inta..dol bes eley khadouni khadouni web7ubak 2amarouni..
2amarouni a7ib la2itni ba7ib..la2itni ba7ib!


2ali thalamt el 7ob? Wi2olto 3idto 3alayh, 2olto 3alayh mush 3arif aaih..
El 3aib feekum ya fee 7abayibkum?! Ama el 7ub ya rou7y 3alayk ya rou7i 3alayk..
Fel dunya mafeesh abadan abadan a7la min el 7ob..
Nit3ab... ni'3lab, nishtiki minu lakin bin7iiib!
Ya salam 3ala albi ou tanheeedo fi we9aal wil furaaa2..
Wishmou3 el shou2 lama yi2eeelo lel mushtaa2
Ya salam 3ala el dunya wi 7alawit'ha fee 3aaain el 3ushaaaa2!!
Wana 5adni el 7ub la2aitni baaaaaa7ib!


Yali melaaaayt bel 7ub 7ayati..ahdi 7ayati elaik..
Rou7 albi, 3a2li , 7ubi, koliii melk edaaaaaaayk..
9outak...natharatak..hamasaaatak..shay2 mush ma32oul!
Shay2 khalla el dunya zuhour 3ala 6oul wishmou3 3ala 6oul..
Allah ya 7abeebi 3ala 7ubbak wi hanaya ma3aaaak..
Wala dam3it 3aini gara7it albi.. wala 2oulaat aaah!
Maba2oulsh fi 7ubaak '3air allaah allaaaaah allaaaaaaaah!!
Allah ya 7abeeebi 3ala 7ubbak ..allaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Min kuthur el7ob la2aytni ba7ib, la2aytni ba7ib wadoub fel 7ub!



Ou tislimoooooon.

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Ou tislimoooon.