Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Al Alam

Shinu al alam?

Hal uhwa shay nafsi am bel jisim?

Hal isabib lina mashakil aw le'3airna eley y7ibouna?

Ay el alam akh6ar? Eley bara wela eley dakhil?

Al Alam lah wayed ma3ani ou aw9af ma tit3adad. Al Alam mumkin ymawtik aw yita3bik aw ysa3dek 3ala darbk fel 7ayah aw eqaweek. Lakin al alam 3umra ma yis3idik. Yimkin aku wayd nas e7iboun al alam! Yimkin yistansoun lama tiyeelhum mushkila 9'3eera lana bel akhir, yadroun enha ra7 tukbar ou tukbar ou tukbar. Aku wayd nas 3aysheen 3ala el alam. Aku wayd nas yadroun enah el alam yayhum fa yikta2boun gabla aw yistansoun bel wagt eley 3indihum gabla.

Tadroun mita a3asib? Lama wa7da etgoul 7ag 7abeebha wela 7ag 9adeeqat'ha wela 7ag ay ka2in 7ay aw jamad ena matigdar it3eessh bidouna. La2 tigdiroun. Lana sinat el 7ayat ena kel wa7d emout 9a7? Wel mout may3arif la 9'3eer wela chibeer wela mareeth wela 9aa7i. 9adgooouni.

"Waaaaay ana magdar a3eesh bedoun my blackberry!"

Na3am? La tigdireen 7abeebti. Tigdireen lana fee akher el youm akhrita jamad ou ib yinkisir ou be3alig ou bi6eee7.

"Baby, I cant live without you."

Sh'hal kharabee6? La ya b3ad chabdy you can ou you will etha mu 3ajibkum. Yama banat ou awlad "broke up" ou kahum legaw bedalhum ou mistanseen ou smilla 3alayhum emwa3ad min mujama3 layh mujama3.

"Yuma ana magdar a3eesh bidounch"

Tigdireen. Yimkin etha fakartay feeha etgtoulen LAAAAA HATHI UMYYYY OU MADRE SHINU! La 7abeebti, ana marrrah 3alay hathy el tajruba. Ou law mu rabi ma3ay chan ana eb daaaaahya 3ala golat el ma9riyeen. Awal el ayam 9a3ba weli 3ugubha a93ab. We7na el banat ma nfaker bel mout wel mara'6 lana 7esbalna elmout 7ag el 3ayouz wel marath 7ag eley 3inda jeenat cancer ou diseases. La mama, laa ya 7abaybi entaw. 7e6ouni eb raskum zain ou 3adil. El wa7d yigdar erou7 eb ay la7tha ou thanya. Fa dayman 6awlaw ga3datkum ma3a ahalkum lekbar ou yadatkum ou yadkum. Tara feehum el khair wel baraka ou 3indihum aaaaaaa7la el qi9aa9 wel 7ikam!

La tinsoun bir el walidain! Umkum ou ubookum. Weli akbar minkum. Mahma esawoun ou mahma egouloun e7tarmuhoum lana 7usn el khuluq athqal shay fee mizaan rab el 3alameen. Wa bil walidain e7sana! Wel jana ta7at aqdam el umahat ou wayd b3ad ashya2. Abi al7en eley ga3d tigra/yigra el post egoul ma3ay al7en: "Allah e6awel eb 3umur umy ou ubooy ou ahali ajma3een wikhaleehum lii enshalla." La ma khalast, abeekum b3ad trou7oun tbousoun ras umkum wuboukum ou tashkirounhum 3ala kel shay sawoulukum eyah. Eley bisawi bisawi weli mara7 esawi allah ma3ah. Lantaw khasreen shay walani khasra shay.

3asa allah yer7am jamee3 amwat el muslimeen we6awil eb 3umur eljamee3 ya rab.

Ou tislimoun.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Serat Al 7ob 6

Previously,

Mansour *La ma7ad shaaf eljamal elah etha shaaf Mariam..Aaaaakh*




Om Salim: "Eee 3ad ma awa9eek 3ala Mariam ya Salem..tarahi 7esbat binti!"


Mansour: "3afwan yuma, shgiltay?"


Om Salim: "Uhh..uhhh ana barou7 anathif elma6bakh..Uhh..Salem ukhook egoulik!"


Salim: "Batzawaj ya Mansouroo! Batzawaaaaj Mariam malikat el jamal!!!!"


Mansour: "Eeeh Mariam bent Bo Khaled eley bel fireeej hathak?"


Salim: "Maku malikat  jamal ela Mariam bent Om Nasser yarna!!!!"

Mansour: "Mariam?"

Salim: "Eeh ukhooy haw shfeek in9ufag wayhik?"

Mansour: "Haa? Laa bes ta2akhart 3ala rifeeji bel soug.3an ethnik."

Salim: "Ya Mansour! Ta3al!! Ya ukhooy!!"

Om Salim: "Shfeek ya wlaidy tinba7 chinik chalb?"

Salim: "Madre ya yuma, Mansour chena mu shay elyoum?"

Om Salim: "Uhh, eeeh wala madre yimkin mu makil wayid?"


Raa7 Mansour e7ous ou e7ous min fireej layh fireej efakir shloun Mariam shloun etsawe feeh chthe! Shloun Mariam 7ata etwafiq! Bes, 9a7 elbanat ma ewafqoun ahalhum uhma eley ewafqoun! Bes ma3qoula Mariam ma galat la2 wela 7ata bichat wela shay! Ma3qoula eb hal suhoula?


9aar youm el milcha..ou ta7anat Mariam ou 7a6at el dayram ou ista3adat 7ag milchat'hum eb bait Om Nasser, eley uhwa bait'hum. Lakin ma yadroun wain Mansour! Ekhtifa min youm ista2than min Salim! Youmain ma yadroun waina wuhma e7atouna m7atat ma 9arat! Cancelaw el milcha ib sibat Mansour..

Om Salim: "Wlaaaaaaaidi waaaaaaina wlaaaaaaaaaidi..kela minii ya Bo Salim kela minii!!"

Bo Salim: "Ta3awethay min iblees ya Om Salim enshalla maku elah el5air ou yerja3..la latgoulen chthe! Uhwa shaaab ma e3arif ma9la7ta!"

Om Salim: "La uhwa kaan yabi Mariam lama Salim kan emsafer lakin rufatht 6alaba!"

Salim & Bo Salim: "NA3AM?"


Ou tislimoooun.





Monday, December 7, 2009

Serat Al 7ob?

Hmm, ma fakartaw laish samayt el qi9a Serat Al 7ob? Et3arfoun shinu uhwa "Serat Al 7ob"? Ma3naha qi9at al 7ob.

Eley ehya i'3niyat al 3a'6eema Om Kalthoum! Akthar i'3niya sima3t'ha et3aber 3an shinu uhwa al 7ob. Law i posted el link ihni adre ma7ad eb yisma3a lana its almost sa3a ela rubu3 ;p

Fa qarart ini baktiba kila ehni..ee na3am! La ou baktiba eb msn language 3ashan you actually read it!!!! Abeekum bes tismi3ouna 3ashan mu etgouloun 3ugubha majeed wela rashed :) Ma3a kil e7tirami luhum. Mdam ma3aya el gamar, mali wi mal elnujoum?



6oul 3umry ba5af..min el 7ob wi serat al7ob wi '6ulm el 7ob la kul a97aaaaabu..
Wa3raf 7ekayat malyana ahaaat widmou3 wa aneeen..
Wil 3ash2eeen taabu ma taabu..
6oul 3umry ba2ouul..lana 2ad el shou2 wi layali el shou2..wala albi 2ad 3azabu..
Wi 2abiltak inta la2aytak bet'3ayar kol 7ayati..
Ma3rafsh ezaaay 7abaitak! Ma3rafsh ezaay ya 7ayaaaati!
Min hamsat 7ob la2aytni ba7ib..la2aytni ba7ib wadoub fel 7ob..
Adoub fi 7oby wi 9ub7i wi laaaaaaayliii..3ala baaabu


Faaat min 3umri sneeeen...wi sneeen..
Shuft kteeer kteeeer wi 2aleel 3ash2eeen!
Eley eb yishki 7alu le7alu wely eb yibki 3ala mawalu..
Ahl el 7ob 9a7eee7 masakeen 9a7ee7 masakeen..
Yama el 7ob nadah 3ala albi maradish albi gawabu..
Yama el shou2 7awil y7a2ilini wa2oulo roooou7 ya 3athaaaab!
Yama 3youn sha'3alouni lakin wela shaghaloooouniii..
Elah 3younak inta..dol bes eley khadouni khadouni web7ubak 2amarouni..
2amarouni a7ib la2itni ba7ib..la2itni ba7ib!


2ali thalamt el 7ob? Wi2olto 3idto 3alayh, 2olto 3alayh mush 3arif aaih..
El 3aib feekum ya fee 7abayibkum?! Ama el 7ub ya rou7y 3alayk ya rou7i 3alayk..
Fel dunya mafeesh abadan abadan a7la min el 7ob..
Nit3ab... ni'3lab, nishtiki minu lakin bin7iiib!
Ya salam 3ala albi ou tanheeedo fi we9aal wil furaaa2..
Wishmou3 el shou2 lama yi2eeelo lel mushtaa2
Ya salam 3ala el dunya wi 7alawit'ha fee 3aaain el 3ushaaaa2!!
Wana 5adni el 7ub la2aitni baaaaaa7ib!


Yali melaaaayt bel 7ub 7ayati..ahdi 7ayati elaik..
Rou7 albi, 3a2li , 7ubi, koliii melk edaaaaaaayk..
9outak...natharatak..hamasaaatak..shay2 mush ma32oul!
Shay2 khalla el dunya zuhour 3ala 6oul wishmou3 3ala 6oul..
Allah ya 7abeebi 3ala 7ubbak wi hanaya ma3aaaak..
Wala dam3it 3aini gara7it albi.. wala 2oulaat aaah!
Maba2oulsh fi 7ubaak '3air allaah allaaaaah allaaaaaaaah!!
Allah ya 7abeeebi 3ala 7ubbak ..allaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Min kuthur el7ob la2aytni ba7ib, la2aytni ba7ib wadoub fel 7ub!



Ou tislimoooooon.

Chini astahal 9afga ya3ne? :$


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Eley 3inda Ay istifsar aw so2al!

Ahlaaaaain!! 3indi email 7ag eley 3endihum ay so2al 3an ayam gabul.

7ag eley yabi yitwa9al ma3ay b3ad.

Hatha uhwa el email; sham3at.al.jillas@live.com.

Ou tislimoooon.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Serat Al 7ob 5

Ehda2 chibeer ela Nawarii :*....


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Bo Salim: "Ya Om Salim! We9al Salem we9al!!"


Salim: "Yumaaaaaaa!! Waaaaainch yuma!! Walhan 3alaych!!"

We9al Salim men el'3oo9 ou ra7ibaw feeh ahl el fireej kilihum! Sawoula 3asha chibeer bel bayt ou el kil kaan ma3zoum..lakin khan3arif laysh Mariam ma ra7at..

Om Nasser: "Maryooma, ta3alay yuma"

Mariam: "Khair yuma?"

Om Nasser: "Ya bnaiti entay al7en kubartay ou bala'3tay sin elzawaj min ziman..be5ti9ar..en5i6abtay 7ag Salim weld Bo Salim yarna ou milchatkum enshalla b3ad youmain."

Hatha elmash'had shay 6abee3i 3end leq8iyeen gabul, ee na3am! El mara ma 3indaha raaay wala shay! 3ajibha mu 3ajibha 6aaf! Salem aslan kan weda eb Mariam min gabul rou7ta 7ag el '3ou9 ou la tinsoun enah Mansour gayel 7ag umah enah yabi Mariam bes el um matigdar etsawe shay! El walad el chibeer uhwa el awlaweya!

Mariam: "Ghanooma ebsir3a ta3alay!"

Ghanooma: "Adre adre sima3tkum! Shbitsaween??"

Mariam: "Shbasawe b3aad? Lazim at7anna elyoum ou i9eer khair bacher."

Ghanooma: "Hehe ou ba3dain ma buga shay 3alay ana ou Mansour!!"

Mariam: "Shinu? Ma sema3tch"

Ghanooma: "La salamat 3umrch."

Mariam betizawaj Salem! Ou Ghaneema et7ib Mansour lakin Mansour 7esbala enah ghaneema ehya Mariam ou 7esbala eley kanat 3al sa6e7 Mariam ou eley ga3da tegra resalata ehya Mariam! Ma dara enha Ghanooma....

Bo Salem: "Mabroook ya wlidi! Mabrook ya Salem!!"

Salem: "Allah ybarik feek yuba wikhaleek!"

Om Salim: "Ya far7iti eb hal youm! Na6rita emna6aaar!"

Bo Salem: "YA MANSOUR!!! Ta3al barik 7ag u5ook! Eb yitzawaj!!"

Mansour: "Haaa ya u5ooooooooy! Mabroook!!! Ya36eek 5airha ou yakfeek sharha:P"

Om Salim: "Haw 3aaaaaaaib ya Mansour!!"

Salem: "La yuma yitqashmar! 3aad egoulon enha jameela ya Man9oor"

Mansour *La ma7ad shaaf eljamal elah etha shaaf Mariam..Aaaaakh*

Om Salim: "Eee 3ad ma awa9eek 3ala Mariam ya Salem..tarahi 7esbat binti!"

Mansour: "3afwan yuma, shgiltay?"


Ou tislimoooooooon.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Serat Al 7ob 4

Previously..




Om A7med: “Om Nasser? Hathy ebnaytch eley ergi9at ma3a banati? Ya 7ilouha, chem. 3umurha?”







Om Nasser: “Ee walla. Hathy Mariam el ghalya. Feha 16 sina.”







Om A7med: “Hmmmm, Mariam. Khosh ebnaya mashallah.”









Mansour: “Allah ikhaleech leeh, Mariam wala ya7remni minich.”







Om Nasser: “Ha ya bnayat, khalastaw dararee3 Noora?”



Ghanooma: “Eeh yumaa, 7a6aithum eb qumash chibeer ou jahzeen.”



Om Nasser: “Yallah 3ayal rou7ay wadeehum ou la ta5theen minhum flous..hathy hadiyat Noora.”



Ghanooma: *Ya raaabi bashoouf Mansooooooour!!*





Libisat Ghanooma burga3ha ma3a el 3abaya ou tiwakilat 3ala allah. Noora efta7at laha elbaab. Ou Mansour kaan eb dara ma yadre min 3ind elbab.



Noora: “Ghanooooooooma!!! Kaaan shaklch 7ilu laylat ams mashallah!”



Ghanooma: “Ma 3indch saalfa Nooro, ma7ad shaaf el 7alat ela etha shafaw el 3aroooousaaa!”



Noora: “Hahaha allah yig6a3 suwalifch..7ayaaach!”



Om Salem: “Min bel bab ya Noora?”



Noora: “Bint Om Nasser yaratna G..”

Mansour rikaaaaaaaaaaath youm sima3 bint Om Nasser! 6ab3an ma gidar eshouf wayeha lanha mu kashfita ou 7a6a el lafa. Ghaneema youm shafita ertabkat! 6ab3an esta7at lana yaha rakuth lama sima3 “bent Om Nasser”!!!



Ghaneema: “Sim7eeli ya Noora bes ana lazim arja3..umy ti7taj musa3adti ba’3rath elbayt.”



Mansour: “Al Salam 3alaykum!”



Ghanooma: “Wa3alaykum el salam..hala man9oor.”



Noora: “Mansour 3araft’ha? Hathy bint Om Nasser G…”



Mansour: “6ab3an a3arifha.. Wa hal yakhfa al qamar?”



Om Salem: “Noora ta3alay yuma sa3deeni..”



Noora: “Yallah ana asta2thin, mashkoora 3ala hal dararee3 tislamli eedch w ya36eech alf 3afya, na5dimich 3arous ya rab!”



Mansour: “Allahum ameeen.”



Ghanooma: “Tislimeen, 3azeeza ou ghalya ya Noora..e7na 5awat ma bainna hal kalam! Hehe..tislam ya Mansour.”



Mansour: “Ana ma akoun salim ou ghanim elah eb 9i7itch.”



Ghanooma: “Umm..Mansour?”



Mansour: “Amray?”



Ghanooma: “Laish tig3ad 3ala sa6e7 baitkum wit6ale3ni?”



Mansour: “Ma yabeelha sou2al ya bent Om Nasser”



Ghanooma: “Umm..Umm..ana lazim amshi..3an ethnik..”







Om Nasser: “Haw Ghaneema ya 7afith laish 6awaltay?”



Ghanooma: “La walla salamtch ya yuma, asalim 3ala khalti ou Noura ou M…”

Om Nasser: “Waaaaaaayh khallas 6oma6na!”



Mariam: “Tabeeni arou7 ayeeb min Noora? Bageeluhum wayd min ams!”



Om Nasser: “Haa? Laa laa. Nsawe 3adass el youm.”



Ghanooma mihi gadra et6ali3 Mansour min tafkeerha! Bain bayt Om Nasser ou Om Salim 6owfa ou rab6een sallah 9’3eera eb 7abil 3asas ayshay yabouna min b3aath ykoun chthe 3an hal 6ireej. 3ashan elbanat ma yi6li3oun. Om Nasser wa9at Ghaneema etnthif el sa6e7 witrisha maay 3ashan leghabr ma yindithir..ou Mariam etsa3id umha bel ma6ba5. Es3idat Ghanooma ou bidat etrish maay ma wa3at elah etshoufa. Mansour. Eshoufha ou yibtisim ma3anna mu shayef wayehha lana m’3a6yita fa ma yadre enha Ghaneema! Ma wa3at ela 2i2asher 3ala el sallah eley bainhum ou bainha..ehya ekhtab9at ou inzalat 7adir 7ag el7oush etnathfa lain raa7 Mansour. Chan etshouf bel sallah le9’3eera maktoub i9’3ayer. Ra7atla ibsir3a etshoufa gabul ma ubouha you9al ou umha tanshib el ghada.



“Daar El Hawa Daar..Emta Neshoufak Ya 7elu Nifrishlak El Daar? Ya Shayla 7u66ay..Darbin Tabeeena B3eed..Weshloun Anaaaaaaaaaaam?”



Erkuthat Ghanooma darha wig3idat et7abib el maktoub ou titlamas feeh layh di5al ubooha el bait ou inchibaw elghada.



Allah ikhaleek leeh, Mansour.

Ou tislimoooooooun.

*Shoufaw bacher, eley e9adif elyim3a, barnamaj Mona 6alib mal el 6ag6iga wel Samri el sa3a 11 elah 5! Yin7a6 kel yim3a 3ala wanat elq8 el2oula.


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Serat Al 7ob 3

Om Nasser: “El Salam 3alaaaaikum!”




Al 7osh kaaan matrous! La tinsoun lana 3aylat Om Salim a’3na min Om Nasser eb wayd. Bait’hum kan min a7la byout Al Kuwait. 6ab3an ebyout gabul kelaha 3arabiya..eley uhwa 3ibara 3an dour wa7ed ou 7osh bel nu9 wil ‘3uraf 3ala a6raf el7oush.



Eg3adat Om Nasser ma3a banat’ha 3ogob ma salimaw 3al 7areem ou barikoulhum. 3ala fikra, 6ag6igat gabul ou yalwat’hum etkoun ma7foofa wi9’3eera ou 6ab3an basee6a min kil na7yat’ha. Mu al7en kel wa7da bayga cartier kella ou 7a6eta 3ala jisimha! El muhim, eley etqadim el yalwa isamounha el radada ou min ash’har el radadat gabul, Wadha Al 7amra.



*Golololooooooooooosh*



Mariam: “Esh7ilouha Noora mashallah!”



Ghanooma: “Eeh wallah 9edagtay ya okhaiti. Laish kel hal thahab labsita?! Ou shinu hatha eley 7a6etah 3ala shifayefha?”



Mariam: “6ab3an lazim talbis hal kithr thahab! 3ashan titmayaz 3anna..lana kilina dararee3 bes 6ab3an dara3at’ha af5am! Ou eley 3ala shifayefha Dairam. Uhwa 3ibara 3an khashab malfoof 3alayh 7abil khafeef, wil 7abil etfarkeen feeh shfayfch shwey shwey 3ashan i9eer 7amar shwey..wi’6il b3ad!”



Ghanooma: “Allah abi Dairuma!”



Mariam: “La ya khibla, Al Dairam bes yin7a6 eb lailat el3irs ou lama etkouneen mitzawja! Nafs el shay ma3a el ki7la. Umy lama tizawijat ubooy kanat ta5ith eljidir ou tagluba witfarik elsuwad ou ta5lu6a ma3a shweyat maay ou hatha uhwa el ki7il!”



Ghanooma: “Yallah 3ayal dam chthe barou7 atzawaj bes 3ashan a7e6 hal suwalif!!”



Mariam: “Ooof wentay bes et’hathreen? Bala3tay radio umy bel ghala6?”



Eg3adat el3arous bel nu9..3al arth..eeh el3arous 3al ARTH. Aw 3ala qi63at Sadu ma76oo6a 3al arth bain el 7uthour. Weg3adat yamha el radada, etradid. Estanisaw el banat wuhma eradidoun ou eth7akat luhum Noora. La tinsoun enha min a3marhum, ma 3adat el 16 ou ma tadre shisalfa!



http://www.niceq8i.tv/videos/498/



*Hatha a7san mithal legaitah online. 7asaita akthar wa7d waqi3i. Lakin hatha kaan gabul el’3azu ya3ne, awal ma nizal el video ou ta9weera. Ou elsamra eley kel shwey 7a6een 3alayha isimha 3owda Al Muhanna. Eley ketabt 3anha bel postat eley 6afat.



3ogob ma khalisat elradada etradid 7ag Noora..ra7at el3arous darha ou khalas. 6ab3an maku etrou7 3ind rayelha ou hal 5arabee6! La, tig3ad isbou3 eb bayt ahalha ou ba3dain ya5eth’ha rayelha. 6ab3an hal 3ada enga63at, al7een ba3a’6hum ma yan6iroun 7ata el milcha!! 3ala 6oooooooul :P



Bidat 3ad 3owda Al Muhanna ta6rib el 7u’6our..etlaheehum 3an el 3asha eley eb yanchibouna ya3ne :P 6ab3an ziman awal kela samri, fa awal ighniya bedta feeha el fanana el mubdi3a ehya..



Ya S3oud Faaat Men El Shahar Khamsa Ou 3ishreen..Ma Shift Khilli (Awailah)






Khayef 3alayh Min El Kha6ar Bain El Bisateen..Sharji 7awali (Awailah)






Khoufi Yishouga ‘3arsihum Wel Manthar El Zain.. Bain Ou ‘6illi (Awailah)






Ma A7la Gawamah Layh Misha Ma Bain Thintain..Wagbal Yihili (Awailah)






Nafil 3alayhum Bil Gidam Wel Khashim Wel 3ain.. Radfin Yitili (Awailah)






Baini Ou Bainah Niltigi Ma Bain 3eedaain.. Wakbar Ghilli (Awailah)







Gamat Mariam ma3a athnain min banat el fireej wirgi9at Samri 3ala hal e’3niya el ma7booba ma3a elthoub..Lakin ma darat enah Mansour min5ash 3ind qisim Salem e6ali3ha wehya targu9 wisami bel ra7man.



Mansour: “9a7 el sanch ya 3owda..Ma a7la gawama layh misha ma bain thintain, wagbal yihili.”



Kammal mansour eshoufha layn eg3adat..lakin ma wagaf 3an gerayat elmo3awithat wisami bel ra7man 3ala Mariam.



7abeebta Mariam.



Om A7med: “Om Nasser? Hathy ebnaytch eley ergi9at ma3a banati? Ya 7ilouha, chem. 3umurha?”



Om Nasser: “Ee walla. Hathy Mariam el ghalya. Feha 16 sina.”



Om A7med: “Hmmmm, Mariam. Khosh ebnaya mashallah.”







Mansour: “Allah ikhaleech leeh, Mariam wala ya7remni minich.”


Ou tislimooooun.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Serat Al 7ob 2

Previously..



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Mansour: “Yuma ana wedi as2ilich so2al min fathlch”




Om Salim: “ Amer 7abeeeby Mansour.”




Mansour: “Yuma ana aby Mariam bent Bo Nasser yarna”

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Om Salim: “Lik 3ain tis2alni b3ad?”



Mansour: “Afa yal ghalya laish?”



Om Salim: “Etizawaj gabul e5ook el chibeer? Tisakar elmawthou3 ou mako zawaj.”



Mansour: “3an ethnich.”



*SHOUUFAW ELTHARABA!! :O*



Raa7 Mansour e7ous bel soug edawer 7al wuhwa minqihir ou wedah bes erou7 egoul 7ag Mariam 3an 7uba laha. Bes shloooone? Mansour wuhwa ga3d efakir ma shaf khalah Fahad 2i2asher 3alayh bel gahwa!



Mansour: “Asif ya khali sami7ni ma sheftik!”



Khala Fahad: “La ya Mansour maykhalif.”



Khalhum Fahad mu mitzawij ou mu wayd chibeer fil sin fa wayd uhwa ou man9oor jiribeen min ba3th. Ga3ad Mansour yem khala bel gahwa ou rufath 7ata elchaay eley yawmiyan yishruba ma3a khala b3ad athan el 3a9er.



Khala Fahad: “Mansour? Shfeek elyoum mu 3ala ba3thik? 7aaz eb kha6rik shay?



Mansour: “Salamtik ya khali. Maku elah el5air enshalla min rab el 3alameen.”



Khala Fahad: “Afa ya wlidi, tchathib 3alay wana 7isbat ubook?”



Galla Mansour qi9ita ou elmawqif eley 9ar ma3a umah. Kubar Mansour eb 3ayn Khala Fahad enah shlone kaan radda 7ag umah!



Khala Fahad: “Enshalla yirja3 Salem bel salama, wetgoula 3an elmawqif wenshalla may9eer elah kel 5air.”



Mansour: “Ameen ya Khali, 3asa allah yesma3 minik. Yallah ana asta2thin.”



Khala Fahad: “Allah ma3ak ou khal emanik ballah guwi. Tafa2alu bel khair, tajidouh.”





Ghanooma: “Mariooma!!! Shoufay Mansour laish ga3d e6il min sa6i7 bait’hum!”



Mariam: “Wee, madry. 3ad chena e7ibich.”



Ghanooma: “E7ibni ana? 3ad jameel mashalla.”



Mariam: “ Eeh mashallah! Yalla khanrou7 ensa3id umy ma3a eltantheef.”



Ghanooma: “Wee nesaaaaait!”



Om Nasser: “ Yala ya banat tara el laila yalwat Noora bent Om Salim.”



Ghanooma: “Shinu ya3ne yalwa?”



Mariam: “ Al Yalwa ehya mithil 7afla e9’3eera esawounha 7ag el3arous eb laylat 3irs’ha. Tig3ad el3arous bain bu9 el7uthour ou ehifoun 3alayh qi63a chibeera min elqumash ou et’3ani 3alayha wa7da ou eridoun 3alayha el7uthour. Ou 5awat, banat 3am ou um el3arous yamsikoun hal qe63a eley foug elbint ou eraf3ounha wenazlounha shwey shwey.”



Ghanooma: “Allaaaaah! Wanasa! Shigouloun yuma?”



Om Nasser: “Wala ya bnayti, eley ana athkura uhwa: Ameena fee Amaneeha, Malee7a feeh ma3aneeha..”

Ghanooma: “Yuma agdar albis el dara3a el 7amra eley khaya6ta bel 3eed?”



Mariam: “Ee yuma, ou dara3ty el kha’6ra?”



Om Nasser: “ Yallah banati, rou7aw tiizahibaw 3ashan ni6la3 b3ad shwwey.”



Ra7aw Ghanooma ou Mariam yalbisoun deraree3hum ou 3achifaw esh3ourhum ou 7ata el6eeb eley yin7a6 min 3eed layh 3eed bes. Ou 6la3aw ma3a umhum 7ag bayt Um Salim.




Ou tislimooooooun.

Serat Al 7ob 1

Ghaneema: “Yumaaa, khalas 3indina Al Liban, mumkin arou7 3ind yaratna Om Salim a5eth minhum?”




Om Nasser: “ La ya yuma, ma ye7tay. 3indina ma yakfeena 7ag hal isbou3.”



Ghaneema bent Om Nasser bent mithil ay bent 3aysha bel Kuwait gabul. Tisma3 kalam umha, ma etradid, ou itsa3ed umha eb kil a’3ra’6 el bait. Ghaneema t7ib tig3ad yam radio yadat’ha wet7i6 el a’3ani el qadeema. Kanat 3aylat Om Nasser 3ala gad el 7al ou alzam ma 3alayhum karamat’hum eley 3umurhum mara7 ekhalounha. Ou 3aylat Om Nasser min akthar 3aylat Al Kuwait e7tiraman lel naas ou mahma kanat thuroufhum dayman efakroun bel nas gabul anfus’hum.



Ghaneema: “Maryooma, weli ysalmch 3a6eeni elqumash ela7mar 3asas Om Salim taby dararee3 7ag ebnayet’ha Noura tawha mitzawja. Ya7lailha 3asa allah efari7hum w ewafighum ya rab!”



Mariam: “Eeh ya 7laylhum wala, wela chena ams kena nel3ab 7ayla 3ind 7oush’hum ma3a e5it’ha Sarah!”



Eg3adaw el banat e5ay6oun el dararee3 layh athan el ‘6uhur. Hathy kanat winsat’hum ma3ana Mariam 16 sina ou Ghanooma 13. Lakin, wuhma esoulfoun ma daraw 3an Mansour eley kan e6ali3hum min sa6e7 baithum wuhwa ya3shiq letrab eley tamshi 3alayh Mariam.



Mansour: “ Akh ya Mariam ya bent Om Nasser law bes tadren shkithr a7ibich wafaker feech layl ou nahar..”



Ga3d Mansour yfakir 3an Mariam ou shlone yigdar you9alaha bes! Muhu gader lana 3aib 7ata eshouf wayeha ou e7i6oun 3ainhum eb 3ain b3ath! 6ab3an 7ag eley yigroun al7en mista’3ribeen..eeeh..waaaaain gabul ou wain al7een eley lemghazal 9ar eb tidi3im el sayarat. El Muhim, nirja3 7ag qi9atna..


3ogob ma 9alaw el banat el’6uhur, ra7aw yanchiboun el ghada ma3a umhum. Zahibat Mariam el 3aish, Om Nasser e6bakhat marag el bamya ou Ghanooma zahibat el ga3da eley kanat bel 7oush ma3a el mahafa 3asas tibarid el akil 7ag ubooha.



Bu Nasser: “ Ya ahl el bait! Salam 3alaykum hala ebnayti Ghanooma.”



7abat Ghaneema raas ubooha ou inchibaw elghada ou eg3adaw.



Ghaneema: “3asa el akil mu 7ar 3alayk ya yuba?” Etgoul ghaneema wehya et’hif 3al akil.



Bu Nasser: “ La ya ubooy khaleech min el mahafa ou eklaw ma3ay entay ou okhaitch.”





Khalisaw el akil ou nathifaw el oma3een ou yabat Mariam elchay 7ag umha w ubooha. Eg3adaw kilihum esoulfoun 3an a7wal lekuwait ou shinu el yideed.



Mariam: “Shlone Nasser? Mita birid min elghoo9 tara walahna 3alayh.”



Om Nasser: “Eeh wala ya Bu Nasser ma daz barqiya? Ma galik El No5itha Bu Slaiman 3an rijou3hum?”



Bu Nasser: “La wala yal ghalya ya Om Nasser ma7ad 5abarni 3an shay bes enshalla yirji3oun 3an qareeb.”



Eskitaw 7awl 5 digayig yfakroun 3an u5ouhum el7abeeb Nasser eley 9arla 6 ash’hur bel ba7ar ydawer hal lulu elyigdar erazig feeh 3aylat Bo Nasser.



Mansour: “Yuma ana wedi as2ilich so2al min fathlch”



Om Salim: “ Amer 7abeeeby Mansour.”



Mansour: “Yuma ana aby Mariam bent Bo Nasser yarna”



Ou tislimooooun.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Musalsalat Awal.

Shinu kanat musalsalt gabul? Kharaj wa lam ya3ud, regaya ou sibeecha, ma7'6oo'6a ou mabroouka, abla muneera, KHALTI GUMASHA! Hathowla ana mitrabya 3aalayhum ou layh youmkum ashouf hathy elmusalsalat! Laysh? La'ana 9ij ywas3oun elsadir ou efar7ounch! Ou gabul kaan 9ij natural.. ou 3ala wanasa b3ad! Mu al7een e9raaa5 ou make up min 9uba7 allah 5aair chinhum ray7een 3irs bel sheraton! Ya3ne ya mu5rij..laa ay mu5rij! Ya bent yali ma tiftihim matshoufeen wayhch bel manthara? Ma7ad galch 5afifay make up?!

Ya 7a9ratna 3ala e3yalna ou banatna eley e6al3oun hal musasalat bermithaan ou yitqayidoun eb hal ashkal elmu2rifa! Ya3ne elmusalsal elwa7eed eley 9ij afti5ir enah intaj kuwaiti uhwa..*drum rolls* MUSALSAL AL HADAMA!!!

 Haytham Boodai, katib elhadama..weld el deera! Afti5ir enah aku rayal mu7taram antaj musalsal yistahal yin3iri'6 bermuthaan! Ou min bid elmusalsalat elsa5eefa, bes taba3t el hadama! Shinu elhadama? 6ab3an eley ma shaaf elmusalsal ma yadre! Sinat el hadama ehya 3an 3 ayam marat bel kuwait 3ibara 3an am6ar '3azeera non stop! Ou hathe el hadama kanat bel 20's fa elbyout kanat ma9noo3a min 6een fa etajhaw elnas eley ma i'3rigaw 7ag el madaris la'anha mabniya 3adel. Ou Haytham Boodai dimaj katha qi9a9 min qi9a9a eb musasal elhadama. Eley minha qi9at 7ob "Muneera". 3asa allah inshalla etamim 3alayh ou ewafga ya rab, yistahal kel 5air.

Wayd naas 7abbaw musalsal "Om Al Banat". Lakin, ashoufa jidan '3air waqi3y. Ya3ne eb thimatkum ma kaan shweya filim hindi? Ma3anna shouji mawitatni min elthi7ik ;p Bes kaan wayd nakad ya3ne! Wain musalsalat gabul eley kela thi7ik ou ma feeh bachy ou 7areem emch3oun sha3ar b3ath wel mara etsawee 7ag rayelha si7ir ou hal 5arabee6 hathe eley mintashra bain el musalsalat al7een.


Ou tislimoooooooun.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Lam7a min 3owda Al Muhanna

Waink Ya Darb El Ma7aba Lel Fanana 3owda Al Muhanna

6ab3an hathy le'3niya ma3roufa 3ind jamee3 lekuwaitiyeen atmana ya3ni ;p Ou ma ga9araw Sulaiman Al Gassar ou jamee3 elmu6ribeen e'3anounha bel 7aflat wil i3rous. Lel sha3ir elfatheel Khaled Al Faisal.


وينك يا درب المحبة ..هل أغفلوك الحبايب

كذبوا علي الف كذبه ..ظنوني في الحب كاذب

ونا ما حسب حسابه ..ماجيه من غير بابه

سنتين عالدرب تايه ..محد من الناس يأيه

يرشدني عاللي احبه..وينك يا درب المحبة

وينك يادرب السعادة..وين الدليل المساعد

قريب تارك بلاده..والأهل من اجل واحد

ضايع وضيع شبابه..ملوه حتى صحابه

سنتين عالدرب تايه..محد من الناس يأبه

يرشده عاللي يحبه..وينك يادرب المحبه

يغالطون العواذل ..مافي العواذل عداله

لم يرحموا دمع سائل ..يغني المحب عن سؤاله

في الخد مثل الكتابه ..يشرح شجون الصبابه

 
Toub Toub Ya Ba7ar Lel Fannana 3owda Al Muhanna
 
Hathe allah ysalimkum i'3niya yimkin mu el a'3labiya e3arfounha. Weli e3arfounha yistaskhiroun minha naw3an maa lana muhma 3arfeen elqu9a wraha! El7areem awal kanaw kilihum yig3idoun 3al ba7ar lama you9aluhum elbala'3 enah elsufun malat el'3ou9 bitrid! Fa allah ysalimkum uhma min 9uba7 allah khair yig3idoun 3al ba7ar ma3a 3idat'hum el kamla ou y'3anoun hal i'3niya..ele'3niya nafs'ha tashki min ta3ab awladhum layh ra7aw bel ash'hur wala yridoun! Fa elumahat eb hal i'3niya yashkoun ou widhum e5afifoun ta3ab ewlaidhum..
 
البنت : يا صاجه ويا صاجه ما جذبتي

المجموعة : صاجه

البنت : يا نوخذاهم لا تصلب عليهم

المجموعة : صاجه

البنت : ترى حبال الغوص قطع ايديهم

المجموعة : صاجة

البنت : ياليتني إدهينة وادهن ايديهم

المجموعة : صاجة

البنت : يا ليتني اخويمه واظلل عليهم

المجموعة : صاجة


Ou tislimoooooooooooun.

Al Samri

Al Samri. Ya tura ma huwa Al Samri?

La2, uhwa mu a’3ani tin7a6 bel 3irs ou bes lekbar yargi9oun.

La2, uhwa mu 7zat elnoum bel 3ers.

Going to some of those bb girls ou elbant eley they cant let go of their cell phones, ma3a kil i7tirami luhum, that’s not the time bel 3ers to bbm and text your friends telling them flana shlabsa ou flana shimsawya eb sha3arha ou flana ma salimat 3alaina just to pass time.

Al Samri uhwa fan Kuwaiti qadeem lah ma3na. Al Samri 6ab3an ba6ee2 ou lama yargu9oun 3alayh el7areem yalbisoun elthoub ou e7i6ouna foug rous’hum. Laish a7iba? Lana lama asma3 a’3ani el samri a7is enah el denya bkhair. Ya3ne honestly! Kafi kalama elman6eqi ou el7elu. Mithil ay fan qadeem, di5al 3alayh e’6afat ou tabdeelat bel kalimat bes ma 3alaih, baseeee6a. A7mid rabi enah layl7en mawjoud!

Min eley ishtahraw bel samri uhma:
1) Firqat 3ouda Lemhana.
2) Firqat Um Zayed.
3) 3awad Salim
4) 3aisha Al Mar6a
5) Abdulla Al Fethala
6) Ma7moud LeKuwaiti.
Ou wayd b3ad.

Ma negdar ninsa shu3ara2 elsamri eley iktibaw le’3niya nafs’ha! Law mu uhma chan maku shay isma samri aslan! Minhum:

1) Fahad Rashed Burislee
2) Ali Mu6lag Al 3baidy
3) Um Fala7 Al Najdeya
4) Abdulrahman Al Buwarwi
5) Negyyan Al 3mairy
6) Sameer Al Sane3 Al Harshani
7) Abdulla Al Fethala

Elmushkila al7en, fee jeelna el 7a’6er, enah elsamri ga3d i9eer asra3 min el lazim wel banat 7esbalhum elsamri shay yit3alam eb youm wala youmain laa ya bnayat el samri yabeela 9abur ou wagt! Elsamri 6oul 3umra ba6ee2, ou 7ilu ou khafeef. Ou elsamri mu 2 steps wala 3 steps..el I’3niya nafs’ha moves you. Law ma githabtaw le’3niya 3adla ou mishaytaw ma3ah ensaw targi9oun samri! Lazim your hips move ma3a 7rkat el 6eeran..whether kaan samri emthoulath aw samri 3aadi. Shinu samri emthoulath? Uhwa elsamri eley yikhtilif 3aan el samri el 3aadi eb 6aag el6aar nafsa.

(dum: eb nu9 el6ar..tak: 3ala 7ifat el 6aar)

Samri emthoulath: Dum tak dum dum dum tak.

Samri 3adi: Dum tak tak dum dum.

El samri lemthoulath ekoun eshwey asra3 min el samri el3ady ou rag9eta asra3! Laysh esamouna emthoulath? Min el kilma “thalatha”! Laysh thalatha? Lana la7thaw tawa el “dum” eley ehya 6agat el 6aar bel nu9..tin3ad thalath marat wara b3ath!

Min ash’har elsamriyat:

1) Sumarna Ou Sumarna
2) Ya S3oud Faat Min El Shahar 25
3) Daaar El Hawa Daar
4) 7abeebi Sakin El Fai7a O Galbi Sakin Weyah
5) 7abeebi Sham3at El JillasLaw ag3ad min elyoum layh elsina elyaya mani em5al9a shaaay ;p

Any Questions?

Entaw 7adidaw shtabouni at7adath feeh el post elyaay.

Ou tislimooooooooooun.

Ya 7aya Allah Min Yaaaaana!

Al Samri. Suwalif gabul. Al 7achy mal awal. Al e7tiram mal awal. Waina? Ya banat ou ya riyayeel deeratna el 7abeeba Al Kuwait eley 3asa rabi ma ya7rimna minha ya rab wala yakhleena minha inshala.. shinu 9aar?

Laysh wu9alna ela 7ad enah fee banat 7ata radhum lel kbaar 9aar bistihza2? Allah ya ayaam gabul eley 7ata elbent mat7u6 3ainha eb 3aain umha wubooha!

Allah esalimkum ana e7da elbanat eley nadir tilgoun minha bel Kuwait tihtam bel turath. Wedi, a7abib elnas bely ana a7iba wa a3iza wa a7terma! Wedi, a3alim el banat 3ala eley kaan esawouna gabul! Wedi agoulukum qu9a9 ou ‘3a6awi. Wedi afasir likum el a’3ani el samriya. Wedi a3alimkum 3an awal. Ou lel 3elm, ana mani om walani yadda ana bent 7aly 7alkum. Ana bent mitgathba eb kil nitfa min elturath. Ma ehizni el englaizi wala rab3a! Ashoufa ma9dar iz3aaj wina el yahaheel eley yitrakithoun wi9arkhooun ahwan! Ee na3am ela hatha el 7ad. Yaaama naas 7awilaw isam3ouni englaizi lakin ajbur kh6ery eni asma3 3ashanhum ma3ani wala 7oul le’3niya! Al7en ana bent eldeera asma3 elsamri ou a’3ani um kalthoum ou jaw el7ub ma3a mu6ribeen ma9er wil Kuwait arou7 a6ig darb 7g lajanib laaaaaaaaaaaaysh?

Ou lama kent 9’3eera kela Khalty Gumasha, Kharaj Wa Lam Ya3ud, Rgaya Ou Sibeecha, Abla Muneera wa ela a5irihii. Hathy el musalsalat wela balash. Mu al7een kel musalsal el madam tig3ad min elnoum 3alayha full make up!!!! Waaaain gaaa3deen? Etshoufeenha etgouleen hathy 7alma eb 3irs ou mitnasya feeh b3ad! La ou ya rait make up imsana3 wimratab ya3ni..ana agoul law ydishoun ma3a Cirque Du Soleil abrakluhum wasna3 luhum. La ou khalf allah 3al rayil el magroud eley e9abi7 eb hal wayh kel 9ub7eya, tarawali ma yishtihi 7ata el riyoug! Ya3ne ya thor ya shagoul GOULAHA! KALIMHA! EN6UG! La 7ata elriyayeel aslan mawthou3 thaaaaaaaaaani yabeela posts ibrou7a.

Fel nihaya, abi afta7 likum beeban eley matiba6ilat 9arlha sneen. Abi athaqifkum wa awareekum ma khalf el kawalees wil bardaat. Abi a9eer yadatkum basically. 7ag eley matat umha, 7ag eley matat yadat’ha 7ag eley ifgidat ay a7ad akbar minha min elmumkin kaan egoulaha kel hal ashya2 eley ana enshalla bagoulaha. Bagoulukum ini im here for you. Misti3ida eni akoun yadatkum wumkum ou kel eley tabouna ou tamroun feeh. Laa wib kil fa5ar eni akoun sha59 titqayidoun feeh eb 7ayatkum. Ou misti3ida abthil kil juhdi likum.

Ya rab ya36eekum el9e7a wel 3afya wikhali darbkum 5a’6ar wi 6aweli eb 3umur eljamee3 ou yis3idkum ya rab ou yib3id 3ankum kel makrooh.

Ou tislimoun.