Serat Al 7ob 20

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Mansour: "SALEM?"

Salem: "MANSOUR?!"

Lamaw b3ath ou 7alathum 7ala, hatha 3ind bab el masyad tawhum mkhalseen salat'hum. Ma la7ithaw b3ath elah barra wuhum yalbisoun ni3ilhum.


Salem: "Ya khooy fegadnak! Shlonik?"

Mansour: "3asakum ma tafgidoun ghali ya rab! Wala bkhair damkum bkhair, wentaw kilikum shlonkum?"

Salem: "Wala kilina walhaneeeeeeeeeeeeeen 3alayk!"

Mansour: "Yallah khanrou7 el bait ana walhan 3ala omy ou ubooy!!"

Salem: "Eeeh, wana maly rab?"

Mansour: "7asha! Wel 7asha 3an alf yimeen! Enta ukhooy el ghaly!"

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Kilihum ga3deen 3al ghada, Bo Salem ou Om Salem ou Salem, ou Mansour. La tinsoun Mariam mray7a bdarha..

Om Salem: "GOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH"

Bo Salem: "Bes allah yhadach ya Om Salem :P Tara rasi beda e3awerni "

Om Salem: "Shasawe ya Bo Salem gouly! Hatha wlidi ou lazim afra7 feeh!"

Bo Salem: "Allah yastir, 3ayal layh tizawaj enshalla shbiseer??"

Mansour: "Walla 3ala 6aari el zawaj, ana feeh wa7da lail7en eb baly..ou lail nahar afakir feeha.."

Salem: "Ya bakhat'ha wala feek! Minu hathy!!"

Mansour: "Mariam bent Bo Nasser!"

Mariam: "El Salam 3alaykum!"

Mansour: "M-m-mariam?"

Mariam: "Hala Mansour 7emdilla 3ala el salamah."

Mansour: "ENTAY SHITSAWEEN EB BAYTNA? OU LAISH KENTAY EB DAR SALEM?!"

Salem: "Mansour, hadi ya khooy maku elah el khair.."

Mansour: "Maku elah el khair haa? Wana gilt laaaa yumkin ukhooy ya5ith Mariam lani abeeha ou kint a7ebha wet7ibni.."

Mariam: "Ya Mansour, enta mitlakhbi6 baini ou bain ekhty Ghaneema!"

Mansour: "Entay! Shlone tkhaleeni wetizawijaina eb kil suhoula?"

Mariam: "Salem, Salem imsikni ba-"

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6a7at Mariam ghashyana lana el doc gayilaha lazim terta7 lemudat esbou3ain lana jisimha ma yista7mil, ay 7araka sgheera tigdar yughma 3alayha. Fa wadouha darha ehya ou Salem. Mansour hal mara gi3ad ma 6ela3 raghm enah galolah inah kanat 7amil ou tiwafa el yahil, ma in7ash ou ra7 dawla thanya ;p

Salem: "7abeebty, 3omry, shlonch al7en?"

Mariam: "7mdla, ma3ak bkhair.."

Salem: "tabeeni ayeeblich shay takleena wela tishrubeena?"

Mariam: "Salamtik ya Bo M7amad.."

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Om Abdullah: "Yuma Ghaneeema, Egouloun 3yal el fireej enah Mansour wild Bo Salem rija3!"

Abdullah: "Yallah garat 3ainhum ou 7emdila 3ala salamta.."

Ghaneema: "E-e-e-eh wallah.."

Abdullah: "7abeebty shfeech ekhtibastay? Feech shay?"

Ghaneema: "La salamtik bes walhana 3ala ahali.."

Abdullah: "Enshallah 3ogob bacher awadeech luhum.."

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